Hydro Ceramic Technician
Ok, now even I say it’s gone too far.
We’ve all heard of trash collectors being called “Sanitation Engineers,” and have long known that there were many other job titles out there that were like that.
I was browsing the job listings on campus today, and noticed that there was a listing for a “Hydro Ceramic Technician.” See if you can guess what it is before I tell you the job description.
Got it?
Responsibilities: Help out with keeping all of the dishes clean.
You’ve GOT to be kidding! I was half expecting it to be cleaning toilets, though…
I kid you not. Although cleaning toilets would be an even less desirible position.
[...] In the meantime, I will mention that I (as expected) did not get the position of Peer Leader, but did browse the campus job listings (turning up “Hydro Ceramic Technician“, among others). I applied for Web Engineer at KDUP, our campus radio station, and have an interview tomorrow. [...]
Duh it’s a dishwasher! Talk about making a grand name for a starter job. ha ha ha
In michigan we call ourself hydro ceramic CLEANSING technicians