{"id":167,"date":"2005-09-08T19:36:07","date_gmt":"2005-09-09T02:36:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nathanoliver.net\/blog\/?p=167"},"modified":"2012-08-16T05:12:35","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T05:12:35","slug":"hydro-ceramic-technician","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/2005\/09\/hydro-ceramic-technician\/","title":{"rendered":"Hydro Ceramic Technician"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, now even I say it&#8217;s gone too far.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all heard of trash collectors being called &#8220;Sanitation Engineers,&#8221; and have long known that there were many other job  titles out there that were like that. <\/p>\n<p>I was browsing the job listings on campus today, and noticed that there was a listing for a &#8220;Hydro Ceramic Technician.&#8221; See if  you can guess what it is before I tell you the job description.<\/p>\n<p> &nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Got it?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Responsibilities: Help  out with keeping all  of the dishes clean. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ok, now even I say it&#8217;s gone too far.<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve all heard of trash collectors being called &#8220;Sanitation Engineers,&#8221;&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/2005\/09\/hydro-ceramic-technician\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":336,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/336"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}