{"id":148,"date":"2005-07-22T23:54:34","date_gmt":"2005-07-23T06:54:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.nathanoliver.net\/blog\/?p=148"},"modified":"2012-08-16T05:22:53","modified_gmt":"2012-08-16T05:22:53","slug":"roommate-relations","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/2005\/07\/roommate-relations\/","title":{"rendered":"Roommate Relations"},"content":{"rendered":"

I was browsing the blogosphere, and I found this rather humorous excerpt:<\/p>\n

so my roommate has been leaving her towel draped over the shower instead of on her towel rack. i’ve moved it three times this week so that i can shower, and this morning it was there a fourth time. she wasn’t there, so i couldn’t say anything. instead, i put a post it on her towel that said ‘i’m lost,’ and another one on the rack that said ‘i’m so lonely.’ i told chris about it and i thought i was pretty clever.
\ni get home tonight, and sure enough, she moved her towel. then i went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, and my dishes in the sink say ‘i’m lost,’ and the dishwasher says ‘i’m so lonely.’<\/p>\n

i’ve trained her well. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Swiped from someone named Sarah<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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