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flooble :: fun(?) stuff :: Instant Blog Post<\/a><\/p>\n

If any of you who have blogs (all one of you that I know) are ever at a loss as to what to post, try here. Of course, random posts dont always make sense, as in this one:<\/p>\n

I totally adore my niece Beth. Occasionally she is quite weird, and today she just intrigued me… I could really use her help watching a TV show about standards of beauty on the African subcontinent, and then she interrupted:<\/p>\n

“Whoa! If I hear another thing about the African subcontinent I’m going to shoot somebody!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

At first I began yelling “THAT’S AMAZING!” then later I just subsided and began sobbing. After all, she *is* my niece and she should know better…<\/p>\n

Link of the day: All Your Oil… “<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

or this one<\/p>\n
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\n“Last week my friend and I were watching a TV show about standards of beauty of the European lowlands. We were really fascinated by that stuff, so we asked my friend Tasha about it, and she interrupted:”Get out!.. Dude! I love the European lowlands so much!<\/em>”<\/p>\n

But then when my friend and I got to the part about the standards of beauty, Tasha quieted down and began picking her nose. But just now, Tasha’ s niece told me that the reason Tasha was so freaked out was because she had to study standards of beauty in class. Sometimes Tasha can be a little stupid like that, but she wants what is best for me… “<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

On the other hand, I think I’ll just stick with writing my own posts. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

flooble :: fun(?) stuff :: Instant Blog Post If any of you who have blogs (all one of you that I know) are ever at a loss as to what to post, try here. Of course, random posts dont always … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":465,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13\/revisions\/465"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/nathanoliver.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}